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- Product code: 23329
- ISBN: 1897597959,
ISBN13: 9781897597958,
280 pages, hardback
Published by Harriman House on 2006
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Description of How to Label a Goat |
Have you ever thrown your arms up in despair while trying to complete an official form and asked yourself "Just what is the point of this?" You're not alone.
Red tape in Britain has reached epidemic proportions. In just 12 months the Government produced a shocking 3,621 pieces of legislation, running to a total of 98,600 pages. That's 70 times as long as War and Peace!
If it wasn't so serious, it would be quite funny.
In this new book, Ross Clark exposes some of the most petty and bizarre rules and regulations which are blighting the lives of Britons today. From the 45 pages of instructions on how to correctly label a goat (or sheep) to the impact that being a deep-sea diver might have on your tax return.
Among his other discoveries are:
- That there are 279 different tax forms for businesses alone, asking a total of 6,614 questions.
- The notes explaining the Treasury's 'simplified' pensions' regime ran to 1,369 pages.
- The law allows you to kill or give away a bullfinch - but not to sell or barter it.
- A woman from Kilbride was given an ASBO forbidding her from answering the door in her underwear.
- A council spent �5,000 planting yew trees to screen a new children's play area. It then dug them up again after health and safety experts advised children could fall ill if they gobbled 'several handfuls' of leaves.
All completely true and all contained, along with hundreds of others, in this eye-opening new book.
Red tape and more red tape...
- One Police force discovered that it had a total of 1,150 different forms on which to report crimes.
- There are 1,300 pages of road traffic law - and that does not even include the law preventing petrol stations selling hot food after 11pm unless they apply for a licence.
- Employers must not hold important meetings on 31 October - it might discriminate against pagans, who, of course, celebrate the festival of Samhain on that day.
- A motorist in Waltham Forest, East London, was fined for parking on double yellow lines that were not even there when he parked his car. The lorry painting the lines had drawn around the stationary vehicle.
- The following things have been reported to be banned in at least one school: making daisy chains (risk of picking up germs); playing hopscotch (risk of injury); making anything out of egg boxes (fear of salmonella); putting hands up (makes pupils who don't have the answers feel victimised); and throwing paper aeroplanes (might cause eye injuries)...
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Reviews"Ross Clark, a writer with an angry swarm of bees in his bonnet, leaves no stone unturned in his mission to expose how far we have sunk into a Kafkaesque world of intrusive and often pointless nannying. But he does it with such a light touch that the barrage of bonkers bureaucracy never palls."
- Tom Stevenson, Daily Telegraph
"Ross Clark stylishly mocks red tape - the classification of organ pipes as hazardous waste, or the restriction on Army bagpipe practice to 24 minutes a day."
- Christopher Howse, The Sunday Telegraph
"This is an excellent little book and I urge every reader to buy one for yourself and one for your MP."
- Economic Affairs, June 2007
" a marvellous compendium of silly rules and regulations"
- Iain Dale, political writer and broadcaster
"It's a brilliant read. If anyone wants to have a laugh by themselves - and laugh out loud in many cases - then may I suggest that you buy this book!"
- Andie Harper, BBC Radio Cambridgeshire
"If you get fed up with red tape, this book is for you. It's really very interesting and quite comical in many respects. It's a little bit like the TV series, Grumpy Old Men - this is Grumpy Old Men for legislation!"
- Graham Seaman, BBC Radio Swindon
| Contents of How to Label a Goat |
1. How to label a goat
2. I can't honestly say it is a new phenomenon...
3. No taxation without complication
4. Caring to death
5. Nosing around our homes
6. Diversity
7. Belt and braces and elastic and velcro too
8. The European Union
9. The countryside
10. Waste
11. Thou shalt not have fun
12. Work
13. Crime
14. Transport
15. Just to prove that you actually exist...
16. The young
17. They say they're trying
18. Some bedtime reading...
19. A few absurdities to finish...
20. Conclusion
Questionnaire
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About Ross Clark |
Ross Clark is a journalist who has written extensively for The Times, The Sunday Telegraph and Mail on Sunday. For some years he wrote a column in The Spectator entitled 'Banned Waggon' which exposed, week by week, the Government's obsession with stopping us doing things. He also writes a regular column for Real Business Magazine, looking at the impact of regulation on business.
Ross is also the author of The Great Before, a satire on the anti-globalisation movement - www.greatbefore.com
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